Occupation

	Occupation	Guilford Rental Center, slave to Joe B. Dan after an extended lunch break at Shep's.
	Career Accomplishments	Employee of the Month, Guilford Rental Center All Guilford, 1996 Trophy Stealer: took a 47 lb Striped Bass away from Dick Boulder
	What he brings to this team	An uncanny ability to have his entire body quake when the pitch is coming then unleash his rage of fury on the ball, usually a screaming line drive up the middle.
	Hobbies and Interests	His mushroom collection, roadtrips to Rat Dog with Mouse, and Dan never met a Budweiser he did not like. See Dan at his brothers wedding
	Future Ambition	To one day walk through an airport without his titaneum leg setting off the metal detector. He is currently at a crossroads in his life looking for direction

Dan McSweet (artist composite of Dan in the year 2027)