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Occupation |
Drives a big red truck and talks on his cell phone all day. He's an engineer sometimes |
| Career Accomplishments | All League, North Branford, CT | |
| What he brings to this team | We're not quite sure but is known to have the smallest glove this side of little league. Speaking of small, Neil has been known to "shoot" his urine 37 feet. Has the strange ability, the one shared by Scotty Bo, to have absolutely no idea where the ball is going to go after he throws it. | |
| Hobbies and Interests | Riding his Harley, playing pool, and darts Dancing with big strong girls with adams apples He loves hearing himself talk so much he says everything twice! Cowboy is also famous for wearing his pants as tight as he can!!! Long Hot Showers!!! |
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| Future Ambition | To be Jacques Cousteau and swim with dolphins, try out for the role of Jimmy "two times" Modano on Goodfella's II, and be part of the Howard Stern ratpack for his urinating skills. | |
Neil Randall, Neil Randall |
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